Kamala Harris' signature word salad speech before receiving freed prisoners sparks hilarious jokes online

Meaww ^ | 8/2/24 | Kunal Dey

[DallasBiff]

As the plane carrying the freed Americans landed just before midnight, Vice President Harris was there to welcome them. After embracing Gershkovich and Whelan, she addressed the assembled reporters.

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy," she said

[DallasBiff]

Well there is classic line from the sitcom, "The Honeymooners", where the maid that was hired by Ralph Kramden, says to, Ralph and Norton, you are a "simp and blimp".

To paraphrase the classic line, who is the, "simp and dip" in the above photo?

[BenLurkin]

At least she didn’t sing them “Happy Birthday”

[shanover]

THAT was “diplomacy”? That was an absolute STEAL for Putin. Watch that the 9/11 “masterminds” will eventually be released after Americans are taken hostage.

[lee martell]

Any normal person hearing what Kamala just said: “WhAt??!!”

[Paladin2]

She needs cognitive testing.

[Right Brother]

I guess the freed Americans were unburdened from the burden of their captivity.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Pity the poor campaign strategists and communications wizards who must dress up this pig. It must be the worst job in the world for the next 93+ days. One thing I have noticed in her ads so far is visuals of her traveling, bounding onto airplanes, waving to crowds. But when you hear her voice, it is Kamala reading a scripted voice over, not her actual delivery of a speech (even tele-prompted.) Because you cannot capture her speaking unscripted in public and magically edit that into an impressive, coherent remark. She does not speak that way, and more importantly, she does not think that way.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Given dem “white” duds the Chiquita Banana treatment.

[Sicon]

Kamala is like a 10-year old pretending to be the Vice President.

[Sequoyah101]

You are being generous.

[Sequoyah101]

Is fjb working on a mullet?

[patriot torch]

Any news when the Americans will be released from communist dictatorship?

With any luck, and God’s Grace it will be January 20 2025

[Liz]

Harris tells the press how she “feels” about the prisoner swap.

“This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy,” she said

[Sequoyah101]

There is enough extra skin on brenda's neck to make a blanket. Without the plastic surgery she is destined to age poorly being that far along with neck wattles and only 60.

Deprecating her personally is a real waste of time unless it hurts her. What is really important is policy and qualification. She has little of one and none of the other.

[simpson96]

Keep talking, Kamala.

Just let her talk.

That’s all that is needed for Trump to win bigly.

[Bonemaker]

That comb over collar hair has been regularly annoying me! A genuine trashy, low class old fool look.

[cgbg]

That is Kamala’s mind on drugs—could be the basis for new anti-drug use ads.

:-)

[cgbg]

Yup—Let Kamala be Kamala.

[John Semmens]

Kamala uses the standard boiler plate a college student uses on an essay test when he has no clue about what the question being asked means.

[MinorityRepublican]

So where’s the teleprompter?