A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says, "Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure,
your insurance isn't going to cover it all.
So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."
The man says to the doctor, "Okay, what are they?"
The doctor says, “Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce.
Then there's the astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce.
Finally, there's the politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."
The man looks at the doctor, surprised… “that's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"
The doctor turns to him and says,
“Sir, do you have any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
However,
The travellin' show of the politicians, Tramps & Thieves who dance for the money always Preach a little gospel and Sell us bottles of Doctor Good, AND OTHER B.S. as we keep re-electing them
Is this an improvement?
MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Hosted by Kristen Welker: Preempted by coverage of the Olympics.
God bless you for watching these shows and giving us recaps so we don’t have to.
I think if I had to watch I would break my TV and it’s dang expensive!
Sorry I missed all the action had to go fishing gotta get on the water.