Here is my humorous conspiracy theory:
The left calls Trump “Cheetos” because they hate people of color.
Biden hires a woman to be SS Director who’s primary job was to prevent the theft of Cheetos.
Her name is Cheatle…..eerily similar to Cheetos.
Coincidence?
I think not!
/rotfl
lol
I always knew Cheetos secretly ran the country!
But I didn’t want to sound racist :)