These idiots just need to go work out in their yards. If they have them. Go dig out a few weeds, ladies. Those really deep ones. Get the roots. Whack ‘em to death. And when you’re finished go get that darn snake that was nearby but you missed because he was camouflaged. Now that would bring satisfaction! ;)
Or they could try to dig up and separate hostas.
I did that ONCE. Ripped them all out after that and planted something easier to deal with that looked nicer to boot.
I would NEVER hit him, but I DO yell at the Mule a lot. He’s as unruly and stubborn as I am; we are currently at a stalemate.
However, he melts into a puddle of goo when he sees my Mom. He is absolutely IN LOVE with her. :)
New Million Dollar Idea: ‘Come Yell at a Mule! $50.00 for 15 minutes. By appointment only.’