These are wannabe posers. Real women will publicly rage and rip your flesh over being shorted a chicken nugget. These women are hiding their internal infernos out in the woods. Very weak!
Posted on 05/21/2024 6:45:23 PM PDT by Salman
Edited on 05/21/2024 7:08:41 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
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Or they could try to dig up and separate hostas.
I did that ONCE. Ripped them all out after that and planted something easier to deal with that looked nicer to boot.
Funny, I just divided several of mine. I’ve transplanted about half of them. If they’re nice looking variegated ones, I’ll find a spot somewhere.
In the third world sh*thole city of Montgomeridishu AL, there is one of these rage rooms.
And not surprising it’s A.) woman owned, B.) lgbtwxyz freak friendly, C.) offers “gender neutral” restrooms.🙄
Oh, and I wasn’t kidding about the snake. I hate snakes. All of them. When it was quitting time today, and we were heading out for a walk to transition to our evening, who should be in the middle of my driveway but a black rat snake. Now, I know they keep the rodent population down, because I’ve seen one strangle then swallow a chipmunk. Not a pretty sight, but I just don’t like snakes to be anywhere near me while I’m gardening.
Next time I see him, he’s dead. I don’t care how many chipmunks he eats. If I have to chop him into 20 pieces by myself, no matter. He’s done for. I hate snakes more than pretty much anything in the world. It’s a biblical thing.
Oh, one more question, what did you plant in place of the hostas?
Channeling your internal Andrew Dice Clay?🤣
Hickory Dickory Dock....
I remembered the two minute hate when I quit smoking.
Lived in a house on an acre surrounded by tall trees, so no one could hear me. Every time I wanted a cigarette I ran outside so I wouldn’t frighten the pets and swore like a sailor. Very unladylike of me but it worked.
These are wannabe posers. Real women will publicly rage and rip your flesh over being shorted a chicken nugget. These women are hiding their internal infernos out in the woods. Very weak!
If only they put that much energy into ironing my shirt.
If a rage ritual happens in the woods and no one hears it did it really happen?
Be careful with what snakes you whack though.
King snakes eat poisonous snakes such as rattlesnakes. Kingsnakes are resistant to the venom of pit-vipors and they readily eat copperheads, cottonmouths, and rattlesnakes.
The Indigo snake also eats rattlesnakes and they’re protected which means killing one would result in a steep fine and or possible jail time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter....
Little Boy Blue, he needed the money!
Hopefully, they’ll remember to take their birth control pills on time.
In the nude with mud smeared all over them...
I don’t want snakes near me, but unless they are poisonous, they are beneficial.
The only snake I ever see is a black rat snake, and this has been three times in less than a year. I have no idea if they’re protected or beneficial, so if you know, let me know. I hate all snakes. He did get rid of one chipmunk, so I guess there’s that. Chipmunks are cute, but very destructive.
Lol…I dislike ironing, but there are worse chores. Can’t think of one at the moment. Guess I’m just tired.
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