Captain: “Arrrrr! Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm!”
Scurvy dog: {mincing and lisping} “Oh, rip the shirt. How cliché.”
Did you check out the "Spanish sauce"? Green peppers and celery leaves.
Nah, I'm thinking Ancho peppers and cilantro, with some dirty cumin and cayenne.
I just scored on a pound of Thai peppers. That would blow the hair of those 1950s Spam-lovers back a little bit.
"Gladys, why is the Spam 'n Limas a bit warm?"