[kiryandil]

"with a little salt, sugar, lard"

Wouldn't want to be guilty of the heinous crime of lard-forgettin' in your Spam casserole!

"'E's forgotten the lard again, 'e 'as!"

Captain: "Arrrrr! Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm!"

[Allegra]

Captain: “Arrrrr! Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm!”

Scurvy dog: {mincing and lisping} “Oh, rip the shirt. How cliché.”