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‘In his underwear:’ Man arrested for joyriding around Vilano Beach, crashing stolen $100,000 boat
Yahoo News ^
| May 10, 2024
| Nicholas Brooks,William Clayton
Posted on 05/14/2024 6:00:48 PM PDT by chickenlips
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A true Florida man boating story.
This guy's mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy.
Photo and news report at link.
To: chickenlips
Florida Man.
Can’t RdS fix that?
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:02:17 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: chickenlips
Well, at least he didn’t cause the Beaverton Flood and a global warming panic.....
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:08:21 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Paladin2
What’s to fix?
Florida Man is our defense against invasion.
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:13:34 PM PDT
by
chickenlips
(Neuter your politicians)
To: chickenlips
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.” Oh yeah, I hate it when that happens. So annoying.
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:13:47 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Toss a zeeper in the Dnieper)
To: chickenlips
In his drawers? Nancy’s hubby sure gets around...
To: chickenlips
He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor. Well...uh...at least they know where he is...
To: chickenlips
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.”
Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dressed as a drag queen: no problem
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:17:10 PM PDT
by
thinden
(buckle up ....)
To: Allegra
On the bright side, he wasn’t starkers (as the Brits like to say).
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:25:52 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
To: chickenlips
♪ ♪
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do … ♪ ♪ Florida Man Eternal.
Although functionally, I'm not sure what is the fine distinction between underwear and swim trunks.
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:26:01 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: thinden
At this point, I think we just might as well dispense with the ankle monitors.
I recall just recently three bruthas were arrested for murder, and the arresting
officer noted all three were wearing ankle monitors.
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:29:43 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: chickenlips
THAT is a $100,000 boat? She got ripped off by whoever sold it to her.
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posted on
05/14/2024 6:47:49 PM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: Red Badger; V_TWIN; rlmorel
Not really a Gator ping, but a NE Florida ping.
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posted on
05/14/2024 7:14:01 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: chickenlips
What’s the point of an ankle monitor if he can still go out and steal a $100,000 boat?
men for some reason think women want to see them in their undies or worse yet, flashing their privates....after serious conversation with other women, we most certainly do not want to see your stuff...let alone you in underwear..
if men flash their privates or run around in their underwear, they definitely are doing it for other men to see..
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posted on
05/14/2024 7:28:22 PM PDT
by
cherry
To: All
Type in your birthday - or any date - and “Florida man” and post the story.
Seriously. There’s one or two funny stories for every day of the year. !
To: chickenlips
To: cherry
...and men are not interested for sure. I’ll skip the alternative for the sake of decorum.
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posted on
05/14/2024 7:42:56 PM PDT
by
wita
(Under oath since 1966 in defense of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness)
To: chickenlips
This guy’s mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy
Missing the “dumass” tattoo on his neck!
FYI, Vilano Beach is really a quiet little enclave just a bridge away from wonderful city of St Augustine.
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posted on
05/14/2024 8:15:18 PM PDT
by
drSteve78
( Older Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
To: chickenlips
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posted on
05/14/2024 8:17:03 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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