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To: ChicagoConservative27

A DDD sized bullet proof vest?


2 posted on 05/14/2024 7:48:01 AM PDT by bort
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To: bort

>> A DDD sized bullet proof vest?

Yep, with two big bags of ballistic gel behind it, added protection for the thoracic area.

If you know what I mean (and I think you do) 😉


24 posted on 05/14/2024 8:08:54 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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To: bort

I was going to say with those giant fun bags probably offer enough protection


25 posted on 05/14/2024 8:09:03 AM PDT by srmanuel
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> A DDD sized bullet proof vest?

Time and gravity have taken a severe toll on her accessories. "Perky" and "Happy" have turned into "Droopy" and "Sleepy", and no those aren't the Seven Dwarfs. More like:


26 posted on 05/14/2024 8:09:05 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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There should have been enough “plastic” in place to stop just about anything.....


37 posted on 05/14/2024 8:36:08 AM PDT by WellyP (question!)
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They are merely another layer of protection after her Kevlar implants.
Or worse....

https://abcdvdvideo.myshopify.com/products/ursula-andress-firing-her-bikini-guns-film-the-tenth-victim-12737-32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDQ_A8Skzdg


46 posted on 05/14/2024 10:22:03 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: bort

Should have worn Bullet Proof panties.

If she was really afraid of what some nut would do to her.


51 posted on 05/14/2024 10:59:28 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT.)
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