[MikelTackNailer]

My brother in law called Peter Pan 'Dick Skillet'.

Guess that says a lot for me never having thought of that. On the other hand that's a great name for a pro wrestler who's finishing move is suplexing the opponent's groin right on top of the corner ring-post.

Seriously though, Tink's like Barbie in that she's a flawless representation of a blonde and beautiful female who makes insecure real ones feel worse about themselves. Rather than addressing their self-image problems they attack these fictional icons who've done nothing but bring joy to children's hearts for generations.

Because someone, somewhere, might actually be happy in their life.

[MinorityRepublican]

Tink's like Barbie in that she's a flawless representation of a blonde and beautiful female who makes insecure real ones feel worse about themselves.

Change the way they look so they fit in the 21st Century.