Posted on 05/09/2024 11:04:19 AM PDT by TigerClaws
They’re bringing in a “woke” star in her place...The new star is named Tinker Boy Belle...
They’re bringing in a “woke” star in her place...The new star is named Tinker Boy Belle...
As evidence by the evil queen played by a penis-wielding dude. Hey pedophiles are like bank robbers; why do they rob banks? That’s where the money is.
Too white, too cute, too blond, for the Didn’t Earn It’s.
If that is the issue, they can use the same fix they've used for a lot of other classic characters - make her a fat lesbian.
Part of the problem is that it is getting more difficult finding a grown woman that is 4’11” and 100 pounds that will work for what Disney is willing to pay them.
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If it’s good, kill it.
So glad we made our Disney World vacations before the batshit-crazies took over...
My brother in law called Peter Pan Dick Skillet.
Peter Pan was pretty creepy, to be honest.
The original was really dark- in the original story, Peter Pan is a selfish and bloodthirsty character with little affection for the abandoned children who join Neverland. Even more tragically, the young boy murders them without hesitation when they grow into adults.
Guess that says a lot for me never having thought of that. On the other hand that's a great name for a pro wrestler who's finishing move is suplexing the opponent's groin right on top of the corner ring-post.
Seriously though, Tink's like Barbie in that she's a flawless representation of a blonde and beautiful female who makes insecure real ones feel worse about themselves. Rather than addressing their self-image problems they attack these fictional icons who've done nothing but bring joy to children's hearts for generations.
Because someone, somewhere, might actually be happy in their life.
Change the way they look so they fit in the 21st Century.
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