I was reading a newspaper article to my daughter about some guy that had his emotional support animal stolen. It was a 5.5 foot long aligater.
She said “That’s just crazy!”
I said - actually, it might be the most sane article in the paper today.
Front Page: “Worries grow as electrical supply falls behind.” (Yes, closing down coal, reducing natural gas, talk of removing dams...)
Second Page: “Homeless funds overwhelmed by new homeless.” (New “immigrants”, people from out of state, etc.)