SPOKESMAN: "At approximately 9 a.m. April 22, a U.S. Secret Service special agent supporting the Vice President's departure from Joint Base Andrews began displaying behavior their colleagues found distressing. The agent was removed from their assignment while medical personnel were summoned."
ALBERTA's CHILD, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER: "Well, how exactly was the agent acting that it required medical intervention?"
SPOKESMAN: "Well, to tell you the truth -- she was acting just like the Vice President."
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