We are well armed and equally (or exceedingly) dangerous.
You forgot the sarcasm tag. The left is stealing our country right from under us, and we're too busy making them rich by paying to watch their media, buying products from them, and using their tech to post our status to do anything about it.
"Try that in a small town"? That's like challenging Hitler to try that at the Maginot Line. They're winning without having to "try that in a small town", thanks in part to our money and apathy. When they do get around to that, it will be too late to stop them.