[Dr. Sivana]

This reminds me of an old Rush Limbaugh Parody:

There's a hold-up in the Bronx
Brokelyn's broken out in fights
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
that's backed up to Jackson Heights
There's a Scout Troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild
General David Dinkins Where Are You??

[Elsie]

 

Marine:
So suppose a dame ain’t bright

Sailor:
Or completely free from flaws—
Or as faithful as a bird dog—

Seabee:
Or as kind as Santa Claus—

Soldier:
It’s a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not—

Sailor:
Be thankful for—

All:
The things they got! 

[Mark17]

Toody and Muldoon? 😆