Posted on 03/31/2024 8:03:35 AM PDT by LRoggy
The reversal last week by NBC News of its decision to hire former Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel as a political analyst took Republicans by surprise. However, in the wake of McDaniel’s firing, MSNBC host and Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion for the network Chris Hayes placed a job ad on Monster.com that suggests NBC’s efforts may continue to fall short of Republican expectations. It is reproduced below:
NBC seeks to hire a Republican political analyst to comment on NBC and MSNBC News programming and to fetch Chief Political Analyst Chuck Todd’s favorite scones every Sunday morning.
Our news divisions welcome any Republican applicant who fits the criteria described below. Any Republican who worked and/or voted for Donald Trump or watched The Apprentice and enjoyed it need not apply.
NBC hires regardless of race, color, or sexual orientation and will adhere to its DEI recruiting standards. Still, we’re realistic and understand the ideal Republican candidate likely will be stereotypically white, chubby, and awkward (think Karl Rove or Sarah Huckabee Sanders minus the crazy).
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...
1) Cries on demand 2) Never played a team sport 3) Puts a clothes pin over their nose when performing oral 4) Struggles with pronouns 5) Can't spell Cat after being spotted the C and A 6) Thinks Jimmy Dore is a conservative 7) Chokes the Chicken thinking of Barack Obama 8) Wears a mask when dancing with Taylor Lorenz 9) Keeps buying oregano by the ounce without realizing it 10) Makes contributions to Nickelodeon 11) Wouldn't let his children play soccer because 'it's too rough' 12) Is still Facebook friends with Epstein because they think he's innocent and still alive 13) Addicted to Adderall 14) Uses a Bazooka Joe bubble gum wrapper as a birth control device 15) Wears lifts to Disney to get on the adult rides
With all the GOOBers deserting “da hill” by running away and deserting their comrades, “Republican Political Analists” should be a dime a doesn’t in the Swamp.
NBC hires regardless of race, color, or sexual orientation and will adhere to its DEI recruiting standards. Still, we’re realistic and understand the ideal Republican candidate likely will be stereotypically white, chubby, and awkward (think Karl Rove or Sarah Huckabee Sanders minus the crazy).
PS: He/she/it/them will be allowed to wear their fuzzy suit on camera.
The Lizard?
More like a half-inch nail
So, former Republican congressmen would be the ideal candidate
Sounds like a job for RIno Jonah Goldberg.
Wouldn’t they like to hire Liz Cheney?
LOL......too funny.
I’m sure Liz Cheney is available.
I think Lizzie is bucking for an empty seat with a Whoopi Cushion on “Da View.”
MSNBC/ NBC / Leftards are all a joke ..so why not a joke hire?
Think:a corrupt pervert for President.
Pierre Delecto
John Kasich, Nikki Haley, Krispy Kreme, or Chris Sununu would jump on the chance.
Trashing DJT relentlessly, and getting paid for it. All of these uni-partiers need the money right now.
There will; be an avalanche of “Cologne & Cufflink RINOs” applying for that job, I’ll bet.
A 1/2” nail can create a tire flat.
btt
Leroy Murdock or Larry Elder should apply.
original article says Satire at the top. You should try it: Free Republic rule since actual fake news articles reads like satire.
My response is S A T I R E too.
Now go back to being your lonely miserable self who needs to criticize everyone else.
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