...... Well .... It appears that John Oliver just might be guilty of Bribery which is a violation Under: "18 U.S. Code ยง 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses"
Question: ...... So when is this Doofus going to be investigated by our Unesteemed FBI???
Answer: .... Never ...
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The Federal Bureau of Idiots will commence a 100 year investigation tomorrow morning.
During that time, the director of the FBI will not be able to answer any questions about.... “an ongoing investigation”. Sorry.