Dude, I was 81E Illustrator (graphic arts specialist) for the Army so can verify we all wore condoms while didn't ask and didn't tell. LOL
Seriously though, I went that MOS when they stopped my sniper training mid-through on eyesight. Today's candidates have Lasik but I had to settle or leave. All good - should have stayed for the 20 but didn't.
Hysterical!!!