BEFORE: Desantis predicts Trump will declare Iowa stolen if he loses.
AFTER: Desantis declares Iowa stolen after he loses.
BEFORE: Desantis predicts Trump will declare Iowa stolen if he loses.
AFTER: Desantis declares Iowa stolen after he loses.
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Hilarious! Fact-based and accurate!
Alonzo DeSantis: Aww, you mother######s. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b#tches in the media and Team Trump. Huh. You think you can do this sh#t... Trump. You think you can do this to me? You mother####s will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, n###a. 23 hour lockdown. I'M THE MAN UP IN THIS PIECE. You'll never see the light of... who the #### do you think you're ####### with? I'm the Governor of Florida, I run sh## around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this mother down. KING KONG ain't got sh## on me. That's right, that's right. Sh#t, I don't, f####. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any mother###### way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can cheat me in Iowa, but you can't kill me.