Minimal name calling in that brief article—I am sure the Ministry of Propaganda will get around to fixing that.
I have some time—let me take a stab at it:
“The white racist hate groups dominated the Republican caucus results in Iowa tonight as Republicans refused to listen to the amazing Nikki Haley’s call for reason and unity....”
Lol.
Need to add “extremist” in there somewhere. That’s Joe favorite word.