very good adaptation! :)
[singing]
...
She’d been drinking too much Fireball
And we begged her not to go
But she needed “medication”
So she stumbled out the door to buy some blow
When they found her in the morning
At the scene of the attack
She had asphalt in her forehead!
And Kumho all-season tire marks down her back
Grandma got run over by a Hyundai
Try’na play the role of Christmas thief
Folks may say there’s no such thing as Justice
But as for me and Grandpa, we belive!
...