I love my Pasco, WA police. They tell the best stories on crime. :-)
“Well that sucks! The male seen here stole an item from Walmart that really sucks (a vacuum). You know what really sucks for this guy? During the commission of that crime (Theft 3rd), he used an emergency door. Now, that shoplift, just turned into Retail Theft with Special Circumstances (A Felony). You know what else sucks (for him)? Walmart has REALLY good cameras. With REALLY talented people at the controls. We have video of the whole thing including the vehicle he used. So, if the picture below is you. Give us a call. If you know the guy who likes to steal sucky things, also give us a call. I guess I could tell you a funny vacuum joke here. But they all suck”
#SeeWhatIDidThere
PPD CASE #24-004930.
#StealingSucks #JustComeClean #WhenYouCleanAVacuumCleanerYouBecomeAVacuumCleaner #YouDidntMakeACleanGetaway