Home for the HolidAIDs
Abuse at Night
Poisonous Pride Poinsettias
Silent Syphilis
Frosty Brought His Snow Blow
Very creative replies in a field that’s hard to parody, being it’s own joke and insult to Christ’s birth celebration. For Thanksgiving I proposed a third table besides the Kid’s one set not far aside; set as far in the back yard or wherever from the civilized people: the “Woke Table” where they get ‘tofurkey’ and wine spritzers that won’t overwhelm their delicate sensibilities.
Same for Christmas but I want them passed out on stronger stuff so the kids get to draw on their faces. Now who’s not promoting the holiday spirit and teaching values at the same time?