[Leaning Right]

Can you make a turkey out of insects and sawdust? That’s probably what the Globalists want for us.

Of course they will still have real turkeys, with real fixings. And why not? There’s no need for everyone to suffer.

I’d like to say more, but I need to work on my pitchfork collection.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Our turkey was made at least partly out of insects this year. And grain. A bit of gravel. Some vegetable scraps.

She looks to be delicious!