I can imagine you going door-to-door tuning people up for welching on donations. Good clean fun for a great cause!
Seriously though, the collective power of the prayers and positive wishes from all your fans compels you to get better! The VA here in Middle Tennessee saved my life from cancer and rebuilt me well enough to return to work - utterly miraculous for a small income guy. So blessed to be American under God. May he continue to watch over you.