Cook County Woman Battered Four Chicago Cops in the Loop, Police Say

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[nickcarraway]

A Cook County woman is accused of battering four police officers in the Loop early Sunday.

Esmeralda Aguilar, 24, of Cicero, faces four felony counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer.

[nickcarraway]

[texas booster]

Sorry Nick. You first ...

[Leaning Right]

Well, a friend of mine (a crazy Italian) was playing loud music while drunk at 2 AM. The cops were called, and he roughed up the first three that came through his door. The fourth one worked him over pretty good with a nightstick. Deservedly so, I guess.

Here’s the worst part. His wife called me, and I had to go down and bail him out. Quite the inconvenience.

[nickcarraway]

I hope he’s come through for one at one time or another.

[nickcarraway]

The fourth cop, that’s the one that always gets you. Except for this woman.

[changeitback440]

I’d hit it!

[FreeperCell]

With what?

[Mark17]

With what?

I don’t know. An ugly stick, maybe?

[Rockingham]

Despite her provocative tat, one has to wonder if Esmeralda ever imagined that her path in life would include being arrested and jailed for beating on four cops.

[Zathras]

Laz would NOT hit that!

[HighSierra5]

You sure that’s not a dude?

[Graybeard58]

I’d hit it!

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She ain’t bad, as far as nut cases go.

[Mark17]

You sure that’s not a dude?

I have to admit, that question did enter my mind too.

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

SHES HOOOOOTTTTTTT!

[dayglored]

She seems nice...

[dayglored]

> She ain’t bad, as far as nut cases go.

I'd estimate a 7/10 on the Hot/Crazy matrix. Up there in the no-go/danger zone.

Maybe it should be re-labeled:

"Strippers, hairdressers, girls named Tiffany Esmeralda"

[dayglored]

> SHES HOOOOOTTTTTTT!

That's "HAAAAWTTTT!"

Nice hair, nice mouth, overall nice complexion. Sorry about the tats.

But mostly, SHE LOOKS REALLY PISSED OFF.

There's just gotta be more to this story.

[Libloather]

[Puppage]

Ah, yes. The dreaded hickory shampoo.

[Tupelo]

I remember at one time in the deep dark almost forgotten past, cities did not hire cops to lose street fights.