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My viral Twitter joke accidentally became a Chris Christie fundraiser
SBNATION ^ | Sep 28, 2023 | James Dator

Posted on 09/28/2023 1:17:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway

There’s a great many things I expect as part of this job. I’m going to have analysis that falls flat, my mock drafts are going to bust, and I’m going to get messages from boomers who find me on Facebook after I say something that makes them upset.

“Being part of a presidential candidate’s fundraiser” was not one of them.

Over the weekend Taylor Swift went to Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce play. Maybe you’ve heard about it? I know not many people are talking about it happening, but she did. So when the Cowboys’ broadcast showed Chris Christie sitting next to Jerry Jones a joke popped into my mind.

The tweet was much bigger than I intended, which is always fun. It’s neat to have a tweet explode, even if the notifications get overwhelming. By Monday morning over 6.8M people has viewed the tweet, and I thought little of it — until Wednesday night.

With the GOP presidential debates taking place a follower sent me a screenshot of an automated text message he received from the Christie campaign.

This is an exceptionally bad fundraiser. I mean, Christie’s core demographic appears to be Jerry Jones and his campaign is out here trying to appeal to Taylor Swift fans. Do you think people like Jerry Jones know Taylor Swift lyrics? Hell, I bet if you asked Jerry who Taylor Swift was he’d think it was a running back in the 1970s.

I don’t endorse Chris Christie. I don’t endorse any presidential candidate — just to be clear. That said, if people Tweet takes like “spaghetti is the worse food of all time” to get interactions and some Elon Bucks, then surely I deserve a small percentage of Christie’s fundraising money for this.

I’ll take my $7.18 over Venmo, Chris.


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1 posted on 09/28/2023 1:17:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The next game that Taylor Swift is to attend for her new boyfriend ball player has been sold out. Rabid Swift fans are gearing to spend upward of $10,000 a ticket in order to attend, even though most of the airheads don’t understand football. But a glimpse of Taylor Swift is the draw.


2 posted on 09/28/2023 1:20:10 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (6,390,901 Truth | 86,874,940 Twitter)
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To: SamAdams76

“a glimpse of Taylor Swift is the draw”

Maybe if Fox pays Swift to attend the next debate, they can actually get some people to watch it.


3 posted on 09/28/2023 1:58:28 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: SamAdams76

I don’t get why people like about her. Just another bimbo.

Wouldn’t know a song by her or care.

She’ll be nothing in 5 years.


4 posted on 09/28/2023 2:04:29 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: nickcarraway

Christie must have misunderstood. When he was told he should run, he made the mistake of thinking that it meant to run for office.


5 posted on 09/28/2023 2:25:52 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second..)
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To: Boogieman

It drew higher ratings than that speech in Detroit.


6 posted on 09/28/2023 3:14:15 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: Fledermaus

You’re right. I don’t know any of her music either. I think she’s trashy.

She is cute, though; I’ll give her that. Maybe that’s the draw.


7 posted on 09/28/2023 3:15:26 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: TBP

Too skinny and huge mouth.


8 posted on 09/28/2023 3:27:38 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: Fledermaus
I don’t get why people like about her.

Like you, I am completely indifferent to her. I read somewhere that most of her fans are women, and her ordinariness is her appeal. She is sort of the Yogi Berra of singers. People admire her success in the face of no talent, and mediocre looks.

9 posted on 09/28/2023 4:51:45 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (If Kitty Genovese had a gun, she’d be in jail today.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
She is sort of the Yogi Berra of singers

Surely you aren't suggesting Yogi Berra was a "no talent"...

10 posted on 09/28/2023 7:51:39 PM PDT by goo goo g'joob (When honest people say what’s true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful)
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To: nickcarraway

“Me, me, I, I, me, look at me, I’m an influencer!”

The world is drowning in narcissism.


11 posted on 09/28/2023 10:25:45 PM PDT by IncPen ("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
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To: Fledermaus

That’s why cute and not a beauty.


12 posted on 09/29/2023 2:27:31 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: goo goo g'joob
Surely you aren't suggesting Yogi Berra was a "no talent"...

My bad. Taylor's appeal is the fantasy of the common man to be famous and recognized. We love Yogi-ism because they reveal loveable insight in "the common man". Taylor's fans imagine that they are her.

13 posted on 09/30/2023 5:18:49 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (If Kitty Genovese had a gun, she’d be in jail today.)
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