I had a cult leader on retainer.
He got the boot during personal downsizing.
In my case, it’s not a cult leader, it’s a commissar. You can see him in uniform in this short video put out by the KGB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEQS2RC1Cwc
...and the thing is, this is a REAL video put out by the Russians, in response to the IDIOTIC video the CIA put out trying to recruit disgruntled Soviets (the CIA doesn’t realize the Cold War ended 32 years ago).