[Nervous Tick]

Oh please. The SS investigation results will be reviewed and discarded by a “higher power”. The truth will not even enter into it.

[MayflowerMadam]

Good. They’re doing (touch) DNA. They already know whose it is, but will do the razzle-dazzle to make it appear that they’re doing their job. Finally, the decree will be that prints and DNA don’t match anything in databases, so the issue will have to be dropped.

[Telepathic Intruder]

"...as the administration tried to distance the first family and staff from the shocking discovery"

Shocking? In that very sentence she said "Biden laughed". Doesn't sound like he was shocked.

[Secret Agent Man]

Doesnt matter. Hunters laptop 2 coming up.

[Gene Eric]

They’ll find Trump’s fingerprints.

[Prince of Space]

Such BS. Ppl are supposedly searched before they enter the White House.

[Syncro]

“...the administration tried to distance the first family and staff from the shocking discovery by suggesting it was a visitor.”

Hunter was a visitor...

[Jonty30]

Hunter has no need to hide. He can do cocaine and play on his phone and drive 172km/hr and nothing happens.

[ArcadeQuarters]

> President Joe Biden and his son Hunter, a recovering cocaine addict, were both at Camp David at the time.

At the time it was found or at the time it was left there? Big difference.

[rolling_stone]

so when did they decide to investigate?

[Bogie]

It looks like the British actually trust the FBI.

[Berlin_Freeper]

The Cocaine House.

[nopardons]

BTTT

[Real Cynic No More]

So now it’s dime sized?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

• "We were unable to lift any clear prints".
   
• "There was not enough DNA to analyze".
   
• "The monogram on the baggie reads D.J.T. ".

[political1]

They are now saying it was found in the White house library. I’m not sure that is part of the West wing.

[blackdog]

Some maid took $500K to take blame and end the issue.

[chajin]

The proof that the MSM is about to dump this story down the memory hole will come when they all simultaneously point out that FDR snorted coke in the White House on Pearl Harbor Day. (He did.)

[Robert357]

I am convinced that the DOJ will soon announce a criminal indictment on the cocaine against..........Donald Trump. (/sarcasm)

Does anyone actually believe that the Secret Service or FBI will disclose information that someone connected to the President was the party that brought drugs to the White House? Nope....Not going to happen, unless they find a scapegoat to throw under the bus.

[mabarker1]

The Secret Service is going through visitor logs with a bottle of White Out and scrubbing the surveillance video to replace it with a scene from the movie Reefer Madness and relying on the Short Bus Kindergarten Class of New York's PS90725 to complete the analysis of the bag to try to advance retard^* their investigation, the official explained.

The analysis could take several weeks decades.

^{* No relation or correlation with the "Short Bus" label.}

A Secret Service agent speaking on the condition of anonymity said "Be assured that we will strive to bury this Final Report and Analytical Data deep in the bottom of a Private Septic Tank somewhere in Flyover Country."