Can you imagine Biden trotting out his granddaughter to serenade Xi in Mandarin? I can’t, as I can’t imagine anyone else doing it, either.
I can imagine Biden having his granddaughter go down on XI, or at least making her take showers with him.
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No, I cannot, only because Bidung doesn't know what day it is. But I'd be mighty proud of my granddaughter if she could sing a Chinese song and make people realize that trade negotiations are business, but we still respect the culture and people of China. This was first class DIPLOMACY. So was hosting Xi at Mar a Lago.
By the way, I just found an article from Guardian with a terrific headline for your guy:
Florida governor takes enormous lead over embattled ex-president for 2024 race...
Now that story was 6 months ago before Ron even announced, so with a lead like that I'm sure he's really on a Chinese egg roll today...