Democrats
Posted on 06/21/2023 6:08:09 PM PDT by Callahan
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Subject: A Proposal for Resolution with a Twist
Dear Representatives Greene and Boebert,
I trust this communication finds you both in high spirits. As a keen observer of the recent heated discourse between you two regarding the impeachment resolutions for President Biden, it’s evident that both of you carry deep-seated passion about our country’s welfare.
It’s crucial, however, to remember our common goal and shared ideals. In this spirit, I propose a resolution that’s somewhat off the beaten path - a friendly competition. This isn’t your usual set of contests, but a collection of challenges that will not only resolve your current issue, but also add a dash of humor and camaraderie to our shared cause.
1. **High-Heel Hurdles:** A challenging obstacle course completed entirely in high heels. This test of balance, agility, and speed is sure to bring a new dimension to resolving political differences.
2. **Lipstick Application Race:** While blindfolded, each of you will attempt to apply lipstick perfectly. The winner will be judged on speed and accuracy.
3. **Balloon Pop Relay:** This competition involves racing to pop a series of balloons - but with a twist. Each balloon must be popped by squeezing it between your bodies, no hands allowed.
4. **Champagne Cork Pop-off:** Each of you will have a bottle of champagne. The one who can pop the cork the furthest distance is declared the victor.
5. **Salsa Dance-off:** In this final event, you will each perform a salsa dance. Judges will rate the performances based on rhythm, technique, and style.
While these contests may seem unconventional, they are designed to highlight the diverse skills and strengths each of you brings to our cause. This approach not only emphasizes our unity and shared goals, but also adds a splash of fun to our daily political discourse.
The representative who wins the majority of these events will then have the privilege to put forth their impeachment resolution.
I am confident that you will both consider this proposal in the spirit of friendly competition and unity that it is intended to promote. After all, we are all on the same team.
Best Regards,
Donald J. Trump
Former President of the United States
They could go to the Dueling Grounds which still exist at Ft. Lincoln Cemetery (Bladensburg). Most famous for Stephen Decatur’s death.
Democrats
“If Boebert came up with a better plan of attack, more likely to succeed, why wouldn’t MTG be happy about it? If it is something that will help America, it shouldn’t matter who gets to be in the limelight.”
Absolutely. But it is not just about the limelight, they are all constantly trying to take each other’s campaign donations. It is always about the money...
For them, how about jello wrestling?
Bingo!
Though he's not worth a crap, Ken Buck used to be my Rep. Now it's a thing called Yadira Caraveo.
8~)
Crappy crapiola. We don’t need this crap right now.
Why hasn’t the impeachment inquiry begun yet?
Why hasn’t the impeachment inquiry begun yet?
Chocolate pudding, not jello.
If they want to act like mindless fools, might as well encourage them.
"South Carolina, what's up?"
Indeed. 
Mentally retarded and ugly embarrassment catfight!
“They bought her.”
According to James O’Keefe, Senators sell for Ten Grand each. I suspect a member of the lower house would be a lot cheaper.
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