Biden Wants to Build an 8,000-Mile Ocean Train, and I Say Let's Do This!

PJ Media ^ | 15 June 023 | Stephen Green

[Rummyfan]

On today’s installment of “What the Hell Did Biden Actually Just Say?” we have the alleged president of the most powerful country in the world announcing his plan to build, and I quote, “a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean.”

Seriously.

Those are his own words. This isn’t some Deep Fake video; it’s Presidentish Joe Biden speaking Wednesday night at the League of Conservation Voters’ annual Capital Dinner, whatever that is.

Biden Wants to Build an 8,000-Mile Ocean Train

[GOPJ]

What about gas station and hotels along the way? Or we could just take a plane.

[Campion]

We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad

Just channeling his inner (Soviet) Russian.

[Rennes Templar]

Ok, this reminds me of a story I’ll have to share:

A man is walking along an LA beach when he sees a genie lamp spout protruding from the sand.

He picks it up, and a genie appears.

“You found me after 2000 years, now I’ll grant you one wish, anything at all”.

The man thinks awhile and says, “I’d like to go to Hawaii with my wife but she is afraid to fly or take boats, but she likes trains. Can you build a train track bridge from here to Hawaii?

The genie ponders awhile and says, “I can do anything, but that’s just impossible - the surf, the storms, the salt, the ocean floor, it’s just too much. Please give me another wish.”

The man thinks awhile, then says, “Ok, I’d like to know the secret to what makes women tick - the true workings of their psychology, so I would know the secrets of their minds and hearts, that I may make all men happy in their relationships.”

The genie thinks awhile, then says: “How many tracks do you want on that bridge?”

[Noumenon]

Don’t forget the screen doors.

[steve86]

“More Ohio jobs destroyed, sounds like a plan”

Get rid of Ohio labor unions and it might be cost effective to manufacture there.

[Zack Attack]

Brilliant! And it could convert the ocean water to hydroelectric to power the train as it goes!!!111

[Trump_Triumphant]

In the same speech, he said something about Mongolia that was totally incoherent.

[windsorknot]

What a marvelous engineering feat: a transoceanic railway.

[Organic Panic]

200 miles of rail line is up to a trillion dollars in California. This 8000 floating rail will get “The Big Guy” quite the kickback.

[Candor7]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1301838920150396929

[Does so]

It’s to link with Hawaii’s Interstate system!

[dfwgator]

On that train, all graphite and glitter
Undersea by rail
90 minutes from New York to Paris
Well, by ‘76 we’ll be a-okay

[MayflowerMadam]

“I like to joke about a bridge to Hawaii,”

And people know you’re joking. With PINO Joe, he’s serious.

[Toespi]

Joe isn’t the dangerous one, it is Washington DC and media who sees and hears his insanity and pretends like it isn’t happening, that the people don’t see it. They cover their ears, close their eyes, and go LALALALALALALALA.

[Ezekiel]

“You found me after 2000 years, now I’ll grant you one wish, anything at all”.

Ha, it just shows what can be built by way of a new perspective. 😂 🤫

Inspiring! That joke is truly secrets-of-the-universe-level stuff. Trippy. I had to ping the usual suspects for that one, because grounded firmly on topic, like a survey benchmark,

this reminds me of a story I’ll have to share:

Oh! Say Can You See

Beshalach (Exodus 13:17-17:16 )

The opinion of our Sages appears to be that the splitting of the Red Sea described in this week's Torah portion was a difficult miracle for God to pull off. Why else would they declare that it is as difficult for God to match people in marriage and to provide them with their livelihoods as it was for Him to split the sea?

13? It was like herding katz! And Del-aware was the first to sign on -- from the very beginning -- even though its very own is world-famous for wandering off, un-aware. A ginormous national and international joke. Crazy.

So how about 50?!

I Say Let's Do This!

The verb "to sing" is spelled as yashir, which is the way to write the verb in the future tense according to the rules of Hebrew grammar. The Rabbis found a hint to the resurrection buried in this apparently inappropriate selection of the future tense to describe a past event. Taken literally, the text says that Moses and the children of Israel will sing this song in the future.

No joke! As seen from the very beginning:

"Hello Everybody! It is my happy privilege to introduce a new song -- God Bless America"

While the storm clouds gather
Far across the sea
Let us swear allegiance
To a land that's free

Let us all be grateful
For a land so fair
As we raise our voices
In a solemn prayer:

God Bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her
And guide her
Through the night
With the light from Above..

Kate Smith's Heart-Stirring 'God Bless America' - This Is the Army (1943) HD

"Brand new, my eye.." (head to min 4:17)

Written by Irving Berlin, who was born Israel Beilin.

"His music forms a large part of the Great American Songbook."

Because.. it's all orchestrated. 🤠

"And there was evening, and there was a Cowboy, Day One."

Cowboy?

Whoops, time to head for the country bunker after that one. It's where the loopholes are built right in.

Fast!

🏃‍♂️

Berlin - Take My Breath Away (Official Video - Top Gun)

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Russia-China talk of a bridge from Siberia to Alaska via the Bering Sea so Alaskan resources can be shipped to China/Russia via the Trans Siberian Railroad. Hook it though Canada to the US Rail system and you would be able to use that bridge to ride a train from New York to London (via the Chunnel). This could be linked to India via Burma. It would take lots of slaves to build it—maybe a million lives—but After WW III there might be a large pool of labor to put to work.

[nesnah]

[Vaduz]

Bet they gas him Jim.

[hanamizu]

I wonder what he actually meant?

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That’s what puzzles me as well. I cannot for the life of me figure out what he was trying to express. I know he lies, embellishes, and gets terribly confused with numbers, but this?

[Yardstick]

Maybe he was attempting a metaphor about bringing Indian workers to the United States? Whatever it was, it come off as pretty off the wall...