[1Old Pro]

Harris – filled-in on a ceremonial duty. The White House welcomed 1,000 student athletes from around the country

Well, it's not as if anything serious is going on in the world.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"...1,000 student athletes from around the country"

Having 500 hair snifferees available really excited old Joe.

[Responsibility2nd]

I wonder how young these student athletes were? And how gropable were they. And I bet they were very sniffable.

So all in all - it looks like Joe’s handlers pick a good time to park Joe away from these students.