[Vaquero]

Pence? Really? That fraud?

[dforest]

Roast and RINO

Deep State Roasted Pork Slices

Joni castrated the wrong hawgs.

[GingisK]

...DeSantis signs Bible...

Illusions of grandeur?

[niteowl77]

Joni Ernst's "Roast & Ride" is apparently the GOPe/TeamRomney equivalent of Tom Harkin's "Steak Fry" that used to attract the worst of the DNC to Iowa.

Republican'ts are not known for their originality, and Iowa Republican'ts are particularly afflicted.

[catnipman]

sounds like a GOP circus ... literally ...

[Skybird]

Meanwhile, Chris Crusty was trying to eat the butter cow at the Iowa State Fairgrounds…

[Paraclete]

The Iowa caucuses are nothing more than a honey trap to perpetuate the ethanol industry. It has been very successful in that sense. As far as culling the Presidential field, not so much. Many of us tired decades ago of the incessant, stupid adverts we’re bombarded with for months on end. Worse, it all restarts almost as soon as an election is over. Besides corn growers the big winners are the media. The red-rag Des Moines Register wouldn’t exist without them. They’re so stupid they contributed to the demise of the democrat first in the nation caucus. Now they have to count on the GOP to keep them afloat. The world truly is wacky.

[TomGuy]

‘See! We elites are just like you common folks. Where can I get me a huntin’ license?’

{whispering to handler} ‘When can we get out of here and get back to civilization? I feel like I need a shower.’

[Golden Eagle]

Where was Trump, in his basement?

I smell a chicken. An old one.

[kenmcg]

All these GOP nobodies nipping at the heals of Donald Trump in hopes that some of the witch hunt conspiracies will derail Trump. Hoping and praying that Trump is #47.

[Zhang Fei]

Trump is hunkered down with his merry band of Magadonians, making plans for the first 100 days, doesn't have time for this tomfoolery.

[newzjunkey]

Why would DeSantis sign a Bible?

[x]

Did they all have to castrate hogs?

That's as good a test as any for presidential hopefuls.