[blackdog]

"Somewhere a DMV is missing a witchy clerk."

Ooohhh, I like that. May I use it? I paint in smart-a$$.

[Jewbacca]

You not only may use it, but you don’t even need to give credit.

My other favorites:

Totalitarian Leftists

Shanda (google it; describes most Jewish Democrats)

apikoros (Jews who hate Judaism, like Soros)