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Disney’s ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Debuts to Brutal Reviews
Breitbart ^ | 19 May 2023 | John Nolte

Posted on 05/20/2023 10:19:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is debuting to worse reviews than Indiana Jones and the Kindom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks.

How is it physically and scientifically possible to make a movie worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks?

Ooh, I know. Ooh, ooh, I know!

You hire Kathleen Kennedy to produce it.

Things looked pretty good for Indy 5 when director James Mangold was brought on to bid Indiana Jones a fond farewell. Mangold’s farewell to Wolverine with Logan (2017) is a thing of beauty, my favorite X-Men movie.

And I wasn’t too worried that Harrison Ford is 80 years old. He’s still fit and virile, still every inch a leading man. That can work...

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breitbart; disney; getwokegobroke; harrisonford; indianajones; indianajones5; jamesmangold; johnnolte; kathleenkennedy; thedialofdestiny
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To: MinorityRepublican
I’ll only watch it if Tom Cruise is in it (he’s entertaining and old school).

Cruise may have shown everyone that he's a bit whacky jumping up and down on Oprah's sofa, but he makes very entertaining flicks.

61 posted on 05/20/2023 7:52:10 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: Chgogal

And there is THE LITTLE MERMAID coming... with a black mermaid.


62 posted on 05/20/2023 7:55:43 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: Williams
“Mangold’s farewell to Wolverine with Logan (2017) is a thing of beauty, my favorite X-Men movie.”

It's the only Wolverine flick I saw, and I kinda liked it. Basically a remake of SHANE.

63 posted on 05/20/2023 7:57:16 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: Bounced2X
How To Murder Your Wife with Jack Lemmon.

A great one! Virna Lisi. Va va va voom!

64 posted on 05/20/2023 7:59:52 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: chrisser
I’m looking forward to the Critical Drinker’s review. I suspect it will be far more entertaining than the movie itself.

Me too!

65 posted on 05/20/2023 8:02:11 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: Huskrrrr

I actually read that Harrison Ford worked out, riding a bike 40 miles a day at his age to get ready for the role. I think that’s pretty amazing. I just finished watching him in 1923 and he was really first right he may be 80 but he can still do it. Lord, I hope I’m able to be in that kind of shape if I make it to 80.


66 posted on 05/20/2023 8:09:00 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: FlyingEagle

Imagine the people making this film having high hopes at the beginning but after scenes were shot and test audiences negative reactions and having to change the plot and do re-shoots and the film shooting dragging on and on they all knew it was going to be a epic failure of a film.


67 posted on 05/20/2023 9:09:58 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: windsorknot
"the Disney Touch."


68 posted on 05/21/2023 2:01:12 AM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: Rummyfan

Virna Lisi. Va va va voom!
Agreed!!
69 posted on 05/21/2023 7:04:04 AM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: Rummyfan
And I wasn’t too worried that Harrison Ford is 80 years old. He’s still fit and virile, still every inch a leading man. That can work...

I’ll stick with the hot guy in “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” thanks.

70 posted on 05/21/2023 7:09:27 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: Rummyfan

Surprised it’s not a merman.


71 posted on 05/21/2023 7:17:04 AM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: yawningotter
Mary Sue can do everything better than Indiana Jones?

Isn't that plagiarizing from Annie Oakley? ("Anything you can do, I can do better")

72 posted on 05/21/2023 12:56:04 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Well, of course it sucks.

73 posted on 05/21/2023 7:30:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpers are Republicans the same way Liz Cheney is a Republican.)
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