Even more bazar... “I want to specialize in poopers.”
Worse than “I believe I should like to spend my professional life shoving cameras up old men’s weenies. Yes, that’s the life for me.” ?
Yes, true. A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a medical office together. They thought about what to call their group practice. First, they proposed "Nuts & Butts," but decided that was too vulgar. Next, they considered "Queers & Rears," but agreed that was too explicit. Finally, they settled on a third option: "Odds & Ends."