Worse than “I believe I should like to spend my professional life shoving cameras up old men’s weenies. Yes, that’s the life for me.” ?
I just underwent a colonoscopy without sedation and now you’re bringing up camera’s going into weenies... Ouch!
BTW - When they say sedation, or no sedation? Go with the sedation.
The conversation with your proctologist is interesting during the procedure, especially when he says ‘it’s okay to fart’, but the rather sharp pain I endured while he maneuvered around the corners was somewhat disconcerting.