Posted on 04/18/2023 7:48:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A curious toddler on Tuesday earned the title of one of the tiniest White House intruders after he squeezed through the metal fencing on the north side of the executive mansion.
U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division officers, who are responsible for security at the White House, walked across the North Lawn to retrieve the tot and reunite him with his parents on Pennsylvania Avenue. Access to the complex was briefly restricted while officers conducted the reunification. Officers briefly questioned the parents before allowing them to continue on their way.
Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said officers "encountered a curious young visitor along the White House north fence line who briefly entered White House grounds."
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Littlest intruder: Toddler Crawls Through White House Fence....Beats Biden In IQ Test
They worked quickly to prevent Biden coming out and sniffing the kid.
What I was thinking too....just testing the security...or a distraction while Sometin’ else be goin’ on...
or just a toddler being a toddler.
Wait...was it Fetterman?
No, the toddler is more capable than Fetterman...
Boss baby strikes again.
My child, at NINE MONTHS tried to crawl down a flight of a dozen wooden stairs and ended up rolling from top to bottom. I had just unlatched the baby gate and was leaning over to pick him up and carry him down when he made his daring move. He rolled sideways like a hot dog and never lost consciousness—barely even cried when he plomphed on the landing; whereas I had screamed his name so plaintively my sleeping husband bolted up and fairly levitated down to him in a millisecond, and our next-door granny let herself in with her key! We are lucky there was no brain damage (he now has advanced degrees and works in NatSec). God is good.
(different event)
“Mommy, Daddy! Why are you offering me up to this dimwitted, debauched and dilapadated, drone of the Devil? His lizard skin is really itchy, and it burns too.
I wish I was with Grandma back in Ypsilanti!!”
This boys parents are total idiots. Good luck, son.
I know, right? Kids and dogs know instinctively who they can trust. Even cats would growl at SniffinJoe.
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