It would be a blast seeing drunk critters. That’s something I’ve never seen! LOL! The mess on the ground and the insects that are attracted is why I don’t like having fruit trees. Plus, we never get to eat the fruit, because birds beat us to them.
We have a fig tree. Hubby eats the fruit that hasn’t been ruined by birds. I don’t like figs.
They’re hilarious when they get drunk. Fawns are especially fun because they a hard time controlling their long, spindly legs. The birds are fun, too, as they try to fly off. Many times, it doesn’t work out too well. Definitely not graceful. LOL
But I won’t walk near those trees while the fruit’s on the ground. Wasps like to get drunk, too, and they’re ornery drunks. I’m not fond of getting stung.
I’m with you on figs. No thanks. I’ll pass.