[ealgeone]

Calling Ironman One....come in Ironman.

[ALASKA]

I wish we were the ones doing the rescuing.

[2banana]

Pretty good for untrained conscripts with no ammo with broken 1970s tanks...

Oh wait...

[Jan_Sobieski]

Wait…how could knuckle dragging vodka drinking mongol horde orcs rescue us? Our civilized astronauts would rather die!

[glorgau]

The NASA astronaut should refuse the ride back otherwise he’ll be labeled a Putin lover.

[dynoman]

That article contradicts itself. Says it's a rescue mission but then says the astronauts will say aboard.

[ratzoe]

(1)Lousy headline
(2)Faulty Soyuz will(or already has) try to return to earth unmanned, will probably burn up in atmosphere due to damage.
(3)Soyuz just launched probably configured as a supply ship only, not set up to bring anyone back to Earth.
(4)Guessing the guys stranded need to be replaced by 3 guys, thus the wait til September for the replacement crew

Thats my 2 cents :)

[corkoman]

Marrooned!

[BradyLS]

Well, that’s a misleading headline. But it’s hard to expect much better from copywriter’s these days.

[Kazan]

It shows you honorable Russia and the Russian government is.

We did everything we could to make the war in Ukraine necessary for Russia. We funded savage neo-Nazis, squashed attempts at negotiated settlement for peace and sending arms to kill Russians but they are still willing to save one of our astronauts.

Russia is much closer to be the shining city on the hill than we are under the Biden regime.

[Bobalu]