The Chinese mostly complain how Americans are horribly random and inefficient with gun violence.
“When the Chinese government shoots,” said a spokesman, “we shoot them once in the temple at point blank range. Every time. Every time. No muss. No fuss. We get the Muslims to clean up the mess since they are bent over praying anyway.”
Good post.
The CCP makes public statements like this through a deadpan serious spokesman.
Then, when the cameras go off, they break into wide grins and laugh. This is a lot of fun for them.
They do the same thing with Global Warming.