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What can you buy on Avenue Montaigne or the Champs Elysee or Fifth Avenue or Rodeo Drive that you can't get back home on Khreshchatyk?

The lights are much brighter there.
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares.

[Candor7]

You made me laugh and snort my coffee. I can see your humor is on the same vaunted anted level as Lazamataz’s.