[CFW]

Steal $100 from your office and you will spend time in jail. Steal billions in a pyramid scheme, but donate millions to democrats, then YOU are special and entitled to special treatment. Isn’t the equal application of law in America just great?

[cranked]

The fix is in.

[CFW]

We have January 6 defendants doing without their medications and being refused cancer treatments, and being held without trial for two years. There are numerous stories of jailed defendants being refused their diabetes medications and other needed prescribed drugs. But because Bankman is a favored democrat (and a vegan), his enabling, co-criminal parents, are allowed to run home for his Xanax.

[Chode]

yeah, that’s not how this works...

[EEGator]

I seriously think he’s f’d up.
He didn’t go to a non-extradition country, and kept blabbing on the news.
Numerous people know, and are responsible with this.
This tard and his skeezer didn’t come up with this alone.

[Magnum44]

Two words...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Where is his “girlfriend” who hit every limb on the “Ugly Tree” on her way down? It must’ve been of the sequoia variety.

[mass55th]

Not to worry Sam, the Feds will provide you with your vegan diet, and your meds in your Federal cell where the cameras will stop working right before you don’t commit suicide.

[Delta 21]

"Too vegan for jail".

Please keep us updated of this new defense strategy.

[Mark17]

FTX founder Bankman-Fried BEGS Bahamas judge to grant him bail because he's too 'depressed and vegan for jail'

I feel so sorry for the dude. NOT

[seowulf]

I’d be depressed if I were a vegan too.

[Travis McGee]

What an idiot. He could be living like a king on a 10,000 acre ranch in Paraguay.

[ConservativeInPA]

He needs to be extradited to the DC gulag. Give him a vegan diet: bread and water.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I read somewhere about 2 weeks ago that he was selling his house in the Bahamas for $40mil, then his parents bought it for over $100mil.

Can't remember where I saw it, and haven't seen it printed anywhere else.
So maybe not true.

[shotgun]

I think they have vegan hotdogs in the joint. But something tells me he is going to get meat hotdogs whether he like them or not, and not the kind of meat he could eat.

[StAnDeliver]

He's finished. Transfer-in-anticipation is something women on the jury seeth over.

"In court on Tuesday, they claimed he had even moved $300M to a Brazilian firm in September 2022, before filing bankruptcy, in a move that they say demonstrates his intention to flee justice."

Give this manbitch limited Congressional immunity and let him name names, to keep his momma out of jail.

[Pajamajan]

What a joke our Ju$t U$ system is.

[Karoo]

This boy is helpless. He may be smart but he is stupid

[Vaduz]

Wonder where he came up with that idea

Lights out at DNC HG phone off hook.

[nicollo]

This guy was raised by horrible people.


"The Boy and his Mother"