FTX founder Bankman-Fried BEGS Bahamas judge to grant him bail because he's too 'depressed and vegan for jail': His parents leave court to fetch his MEDS - while he's accused of hiding $300m in Brazilian firm BEFORE filing for bankruptcy

Daily Mail UK ^ | December 13, 2022 | Jennifer Smith

[Mark17]

Isn’t that similar to the Hillary defense?

[shotgun]

I think they have vegan hotdogs in the joint. But something tells me he is going to get meat hotdogs whether he like them or not, and not the kind of meat he could eat.

[StAnDeliver]

He's finished. Transfer-in-anticipation is something women on the jury seeth over.

"In court on Tuesday, they claimed he had even moved $300M to a Brazilian firm in September 2022, before filing bankruptcy, in a move that they say demonstrates his intention to flee justice."

Give this manbitch limited Congressional immunity and let him name names, to keep his momma out of jail.

[ConservativeInPA]

Extradition or not, you can easily hide yourself in HK if you have bucks

[Pajamajan]

What a joke our Ju$t U$ system is.

[Karoo]

This boy is helpless. He may be smart but he is stupid

[StAnDeliver]

"Last I heard was Hong Kong. No extradition."

If Long Duc Dong fell in love with Ms Fugly and they managed to get into Penthouse Valley in HK before the CCP got wind and could turn her around at the airport, hooo boy, the PLA gonna send a one-bullet bill to both their families.

[EEGator]

That’s what I was figuring as well.
The timing is beyond interesting...

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”I’d be depressed if I were a vegan too.”

Looking at recent photos it appears added a few pounds, not easy for a vegan to get fat without an addiction to nuts and avocados.

I have known more than a few all lean and trim.

[EEGator]

Long Duck Dong...

[Vaduz]

Wonder where he came up with that idea

Lights out at DNC HG phone off hook.

[EEGator]

Her Dad used to be the boss of the current SEC head.

[nicollo]

This guy was raised by horrible people.


"The Boy and his Mother"

[jmaroneps37]

He was brought back here to be murdered by the FBI.
Any questions?

[Pajamajan]

"Don't worry Sam, the Feds will provide you with your vegan diet, and your meds in your Federal cell where the cameras will stop working right before you don’t commit suicide."

Her Heinousness has likely placed an order with the suicide hot line.

Bet there is already a dead pool on how long it will be before he "didn't kill himself"

[Equine1952]

Two words. Aah hmmmn I better not so initials for the words. FH! Oh, and you dropped your soap.

[escapefromboston]

Wonder if this guy was in charge of anything. He seems too dumb to even scam people.

[V_TWIN]

First vegan I ever saw that needed a bra

[bigbob]

poor Big-Fraud

[seowulf]

I had a boss who went vegan for a few years and he always had a cold or flu, and was gaunt, pale, and sickly looking.

One Friday I convinced he to have a steak that weekend. He came in Monday smiling and happy and his long term cold was just gone.