[Cronos]

these Russian soldiers and their cigarettes

They keep dropping the ciggies and causing accidents.

First the Moskva

Then the Russian military bases all near Ukraine

and now this. tsk, tsk... smokers....

No Ukrainians involved ;-P

[Rockingham]

Absolutely. Wisely, Zelensky is keeping quiet about any Ukrainian involvement lest a de facto NATO surrogate be seen to have attacked Russia.

[FreshPrince]

Someone must ber giving them those gag blowup cigarettes we see in old cartoons