Belgium isn’t a real place it was created in the 1960s by American advertisers to sell waffles. Quick have you ever met a person from Belgium? of course not...no one has.
I had a beer one time that said it was from Belgium. It lied.
Belgium is considered the rudest word in the galaxy, which is why no other intelligent spacefaring species will ever visit earth.
—Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Belgium is considered the rudest word in the galaxy, which is why no other intelligent spacefaring species will ever visit earth.
—Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
No ... or from Flemland, for that matter.
The first city in Europe I was ever in was Brussels (back before the large-scale influx of Middle Easterners). It seemed like an unfriendly place, but after I had traveled around Europe it didn't seem as bad as some other cities.
I once had a conversation with an American university professor who told me of his experience in Brussels some years ago. He unwisely took a shortcut through a Muslim neighborhood and was lucky to escape with his life. I don't know whether they were Moroccans, Algerians, or a mix of several nationalities.
Bekgians invented “petat friet”
Big business.
Belgium is a place where other countries settle their differences - Jeremy Clarkson.