Neither do married men.
That right there is funny.
1) THIRD election cycle in a row, it seems the FReepers screaming "VOTE RED!!!!!!!" the loudest (that especially goes for useful idiot Illinois FReepers) are getting exactly what they asked for... lots of 'reds' elected to office. Ironically from the same crowd lecturing the REST of us to NOT use the terminology of the mainstream media. Very definition of insanity, keep trying the same failed tactic over and over again. Repeat the Orwellian mainstream media assigned color scheme, even though the general public has always associated the color red with evil totalitarian regimes (even the Star Wars lightsabers of the evil Sith are red!). Keep screaming "VOTE RED!!", you'll keep getting lots of "REDS" running your government. Great job, guys.
2) Remember about a decade ago, whether southern FReepers USED to sneer about how all the "yankee transplants" were ruining their states? Haven't heard from 'em lately. If you do, they owe an apology to all those "yankees" who fled MY state due to RAT corruption, and settled in Florida. Without those dirty filthy yankee translates, Florida would probably STILL be voting for old school Democrats. On a related note, you rarely hear liberals accuse us conservatives of "worshiping corporations" anymore...