Elon Musk's mass Twitter layoffs begin: Company seals its offices for ALL employees and says those who still have a job when the sun rises will get an email letting them know

Daily Smail | 11/4/22 | Keith Griffin

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Elon Musk's mass layoffs at Twitter have begun, with the company warning staff to brace for firing notices by email as it temporarily seals all its offices.

The company said in a memo on Thursday night that all employees will receive an email alert by 9am Pacific time Friday letting them know whether they still have a job at the company.

Twitter said its offices will be temporarily closed and all staff badge access will be suspended in order 'to help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data.'

'If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home,' the memo said.

Twitter had a global workforce of some 7,500 employees at the end of 2021, and Musk reportedly plans to lay off up to half of them.

'In an effort to place Twitter on a healthy path, we will go through the difficult process of reducing our global workforce on Friday,' said the email.

[ApplegateRanch]

>>how many left will go back to the office to work? <<

” Shouldn’t I get double time, if I have to both show up, AND work?”

LOL Melt, little snowflakes; there’s a drought, and we need the water!

[jdt1138]

The world needs coal miners, too.

[SaveFerris]

[metmom]

That’s about 8 hours of work they could be doing.

Theoretically…….

If they ever did a full day’s work in their lives.

I guess that means no more banning conservatives.

[Jonty30]

What do you think their job was, all 7500 of them?
Elon Musk thinks banning conservatives can be done more efficiently.

[Bikkuri]

I’m really starting to like this guy..

[ETCM]

That's eight hours of sabotage they will not be doing.

Elon ain't no dummy. He anticipated sabotage and brought in Tesla IT to go over the code, back everything up and lock it down. I suspect those fired are already locked out of anything they could mess up.

[KittyKares]

This is what President Trump should do to federal employees
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I would love that! But I don’t think it would be legal. Congress would have to defund them.

[Cobra64]

We need a similar policy for the Federal government.

Start with: Fire anyone hired during the Obama administration.

Then leap frog to anyone hired during the Biden administration.

[VanShuyten]

“… an email alert by 9am Pacific time Friday…”

I guess the Molotov cocktail tossing and window breaking and setting Teslas in the parking lot on fire will begin at 10am Pacific time Friday.

[Nifster]

We can dream

[Nifster]

Exactly

[NorthMountain]

Fed.gov needs the same.

[rellic]

You WIN!
Years best comment!

[mad_as_he$$]

No, it’s probably more like 30 minutes work out of the 8 hours they are paid for.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

As I'm not even barely fluent in so much as html, I still imagine they'll discover a lot of code that looks like:

"x"+"y"+"z" = conservativeSpeak {IF TRUE}= Threadpost GOTO=(directory)ShadowBanServer.<,/>

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Musk reportedly plans to lay off up to half of them.

I thought it was 75%.

[Krosan]

75% was a rumor that Elon denied. He said there will be layoffs, but it is less than 75%.

[SaveFerris]

75% would probably be better

[2nd Amendment]

This is better than napalm in the morning!