[dfwgator]

[Vaduz]

Good one

[Starboard]

Conversation between Paul and Nancy about the incident:

Paul: Someone broke into the house and I got hammered real bad.

Nancy: How many times have I told you to stop drinking?

Paul: No, I mean really hammered.

Nancy: Whatever, put down the bottle and check to make sure nobody got into my Häagen-Dazs.

[Elsie]

You call me, “...Nancy’s gone...”,
and when I get there you say, “...you can’t touch this???”